"DON’T LET LOOSE THE MARMOSET"
— Arin Hanson (via skrubadubdubwubinthetub)
"I’m a sexy widdle baby"
— Danny Sexbang (via idle-teen-queen)
"As a joke, Arthur Conan Doyle once sent five letters to five friends that read, “We are discovered, flee immediately”, to see what they would do. One of them disappeared and Conan Doyle never saw him again."
QI (E Series - Espionage)
it’s worth mentioning that those friends were people in high places in the government. (via hicockalorum)
(Source: youlldreamofthatbox, via alopexplasma)